Friday, February 27, 2009

:: JUST FOR LAUGH:: CONFUSING CHINESE NAMES..



Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

ALLAH KNOWS THE BEST




ALLAH KNOWS BEST
ALLAH KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR US
SO WHY SHOULD WE COMPLAINT
WE ALWAYS WANT THE SUNSHINE
BUT HE KNOWS THERE MUST BE RAIN
WE ALWAYS WANT THE LAUGHTER
AND THE MERRIMENT OF CHEER
BUT OUR HEART WILL LOSE THEIR TENDERNESS
IF WE NEVER SHED A TEAR

ALLAH TEST US OFTEN
WITH SUFFERING AND WITH SORROW
HE TEST US,NOT TO PUNISH US
BUT TO HELP US MEET TOMORROW
FOR THE GROWING TREES ARE STRENGTHERED
IF THE WITHSTAND THE STORM
AND THE SHARP CUT OF THE CHISEL
GAVE THE MARBLE GRACE AND FORM

ALLAH TEST US OFTEN
AND FOR EVERY PAIN HE GIVES TO US
PROVIDED WE PATIENT
FOLLOWED BY RICH GAIN
SO WHATEVER WE ARE DOWN
AND WHATEVER WE FEEL THAT EVERYTHING IS.....GOING WRONG....
IT IS JUST ALLAH'S WAY
TO MAKE OUR SPIRIT STRONG....

SURAH AL-INSYIRAAH:5
YANG LEBIH KURANG MAKSUDNYA...
'SESUNGGUHNYA DI SAMPING KESUKARAN ADA KESENANGAN'..

Friday, February 20, 2009

WHEN FEMALE GETS CHANCE TO DRIVE

video

Hahaha...aduhai..buat malu kaum perempuan je tengok diaorang ni drive..nak pecah perut aku tengok terutama yang bawak kete hijau tu..sampai laki yang tggu kat kete belakang tolong wat parking onbehalf dier..lama sangat cr site.

Aku ni ketawakan orang, aku pun sama. Ada je lesen..Dah 4 kali aku renew full lesen tapi aku tak pernah bawa kete pun. Dari umur aku 18 lagi aku dah ada lesen, pas spm je abah suh aku amik lesen kete.Sampai skung, umur dah meningkat dewasa masih tak reti bawa kete.Malu gak ar bila makcik2 aku tanya, knp tak reti bawa..alamak..mst diaorg igt lesen terbang..Opps..bukan tau!!

Hakikatnya aku ni penakut..lagipun dah lama kaki ni tak pijak clush..kete kat umah ada 3 tapi semuanya manual.Dulu ada kete auto tapi abah g jual plak.Aku ni kalo auto leh la cket2..pernah gak ar bawa atas jalan raya.Tapi masa bw auto pn aku letak pelekat P sbb aku lebih yakin sikit bila ada P ni, walaupun hakikat sebenarnya aku tak payah pakai pn. Tapi pada firasat aku, kalo letak p..safe cket..hahaha..

Malangnya bila aku balik cuti semester aku dapati kete tu dah kene jual sbb abah nak angkat myvi untuk adik..huhuhu.Sian aku..manual plak tuh..bertambah la tahap ketidakpandaian aku nak drive.Nak tggu kete sendiri entah bile...sedey tol.

Tapi aku yakin satu hari aku mst bw gak kete cm bla tak tau ar..Aku harap2 aku dikurniakan keberanian untuk bawa kete..Takut la..mcm2 aku pkir..kdg2 kita bawa kete elok je, tapi driver len yang tak berhemah.Yg jadi mangsanya kita sendiri.

So pengguna jalan raya..Jangan pikir diri sendiri je bila drive tu..Igt2 cket pengguna len..IGTLA ORG TERSAYANG!!..^^wink^^

Saturday, February 14, 2009

ENDLESS LUVE

[♥ In Memory wif my adorable fren..KMP ROCKS!!! ♥]
[♥ Wif ma Bestfren, Asmah and Yani.SAYANG KORANG!!. ♥]
[♥ Wif my Universiti bestfren..Aziah,Ina & Selly..MISS U GURLS!! ♥]

It's nice to have a true friend beside you but you of course have to learn how to be a true friend to others. Reciprocation is the key!

True real friends double your happiness and half your burdens. Basically how you would like a true real friend to be, you should be like this to your true friends. Trust, forgiveness, accountability are some ingredients of a true friend. True friendships are hard to come by. And what's more, life is short. So treasure these friends if you have already have them. If you don't continue to search, because once you have them, life becomes so much easier to live, no matter what happens. I have been through pretty rough patches and I dare say, without my friends I would not have made it.

Friendships need lots of energy and patience to maintain them. Not to mention time too. When your friend needs you, sometimes when things are not going too well on your side, it is often so easy to turn a deaf ear to their pleas. It is especially during these times, that you must find the strength in you to help your friend. And it is during these times that your friendship will be forged and made stronger.

And you must always be happy for their successes, even when things are not going too well on your side. It might be hard to do for some people but it is something that you need to learn. Think about all the sacrifices your friend has made for you and all the times when he or she was happy for you despite his or her own troubles.

Think about all the happy times you all enjoyed and the sad, rough times you all went through together. That should give you sufficient patience to actually be a true friend for them. Remember, true friends are the next best thing to family. They will always be your pillar of support no matter what. Always.

WHAT YOU GIVE YOU GET BACK



A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"
He receives the answer: "Who are you?"
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"
The voice answers: "I admire you!"
Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"
He receives the answer: "Coward!"
He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"
The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"
The voice answers: "You are a champion!"
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.
It gives you back everything you say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.
If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;
Life will give you back everything you have given to it."
YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!"

Thursday, February 12, 2009

IF I FALL IN LOVE



Bismillahirrahmaanirrahim...

Ya Allah
jika aku jatuh cinta,
cintakanlah aku pada seseorang
yang melabuhkan cintanya padaMu,
agar bertambah kekuatanku untuk menyintaiMu...

Ya Muhaimin,
jika aku jatuh hati,
izinkanlah aku menyentuh hati seseorang
yang hatinya tertaut padaMu,
agar tidak terjatuh aku dalam jurang cinta nafsu...

Ya Rabbana ,
jika aku jatuh hati,
jagalah hatiku padanya,
agar tidak berpaling daripada hatiMu... ..

Ya Rabbul Izzati ,
jika aku rindu ,
rindukanlah aku pada seseorang
yang merindui syahid di jalan Mu... .

Ya Allah ,
jika aku menikmati cinta kekasihMu,
janganlah kenikmatan itu
melebihi kenikmatan
indahnya bermunajat
di sepertiga malam terakhirMu...

Ya Allah ,
jika aku jatuh hati pada kekasihMu
jangan biarkan aku
tertatih dan terjatuh
dalam perjalanan panjang
menyeru manusia kepadaMu... .

Ya Allah
jika Kau halalkan aku merindui kekasihMu,
jangan biarkan aku melampaui batas
sehingga melupakan aku
pada cinta hakiki
dan rindu abadi
hanya kepadaMu... .

HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU




English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) (THX GVamp!)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!)
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
Macedonian - Te Sakam (Thanks Eden!)
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

SALAM PERKENALAN

Assalamualaikum...First time buat note kat blog sendiri..First of all bersyukur ke hardat Allah, kerana akhirnya berjaya gak aku wat blog ni walaupun seberapa cuma.Blog ini adalah garapan dan cetusan idea aku sepanjang menjadi penganggur terhormat kat rumah ni..wah..bangganya..bekerja dengan diri sendiri.

Kehadiran blog ini bukanla untuk membangga diri atau membuka segala perihal diri baik waima jahat.Namun penulisan blog ini bertujuan memberi kepuasan dalam diri dalam melahirkan cetusan idea dan meluahkan segala yang bersarang di minda.Selain itu harapan moga blog ini menjadi penghubung antara diriku dan sahabat-sahabat yang lain dalam mengenal erti kehidupan yang sebenar melalui suka duka pahit manis hari-hariku.